Posts Tagged ‘Temptation’

Satan sells used objects

May 7, 2012

Needing to adapt to the new times, Satan decided to get rid of a whole lot of his stock of temptations. He placed an ad in the newspaper and attended his customers all day in his workshop.

It was a fantastic stock: stones for the virtuous to stumble over, mirrors for increasing one’s self-importance, and spectacles that reduced the importance of others. Some objects hanging on the wall drew a lot of attention: a dagger with a curved blade to be used on someone’s back, and tape-recorders that registered only gossip and lies.

– Don’t worry about the price! – shouted old Satan to the potential customers. – Take it home today and pay for it whenever you can!

One of the visitors noticed three tools lying in a corner that seemed to be quite worn and attracted little attention. But they were very expensive. Curious, he wanted to know the reason for that apparent discrepancy.

– They are worn because they are the ones that I use most of all – answered Satan with a laugh. – If they drew a lot of attention, people would know how to protect themselves.

– However, they are both worth the price I am asking for them: one is Doubt, the other is the Inferiority Complex, the third is Bitterness. All the other temptations can sometimes fail, but these three always work.

Posted by Paulo Coelho on his blog.

The Grand Inquisitor

April 1, 2010
medieval torture

medieval torture

‘What a pity that so hard on the heals of Christ come the Christians.’ — Annie Dillard

It is the height of the Inquisition in sixteenth-century Seville. Into this city wanders Jesus in disguise. Heretics are being burnt daily at the stake. The Grand Inquisitor, a 90-year-old cardinal, tall and erect, with a withered face and sunken eyes, spots Jesus and recognizing who He is, has Him thrown into prison.

The old cardinal visits Jesus in his cell. He accuses him of wasting His opportunities, and that the Church has been making up for lost ground ever since. During the Temptation in the desert, Jesus turned down miracle, mystery and authority. He made the mistake of not taking what the Devil had on offer. He should have followed Satan’s advice and performed miracles on demand, in order that he increased His fame and popularity with the people. He should have taken up the offer of authority and power. He forsook the power to command people to obey. He gave them free will and the ability to think for themselves.

Fortunately the Church had recognized the error of His ways. For this reason the Grand Inquisitor would have to order the execution of Jesus a second time lest he would hinder the good work of the Church.

The Grand Inquisitor is taken from the novel The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky. It is discussed by Philip Yancey in The Jesus I Never Knew.

Tolstoy took the Sermon on The Mount too literally and could never meet its high expectations. Dostoevsky understood the meaning of grace.

John Milton in his sequel to Paradise Lost, placed the Temptation as the centerpiece, not as we see today the Crucification.

Forty days, forty nights in the desert. What the Devil offered was not intrinsically evil. Feed people, perform a few miracles, show that you are who you say you are by jumping off a high place. But, he wanted a soul in return.

Jesus went at His own pace. He did not try to force anyone. People had free will, it was their choice whether they followed Him or not, and he warned those who chose to that it would be a rocky path to follow.

You can force people to do your bidding at the end of an AK-47, put them on the rack, burn them at the stake, but you cannot force them to believe.

A point Noam Chomsky makes in Necessary Illusions.

The Church has for far too long been more concerned with power and controlling society. And of late covering up child sex abuse scandals.

We no longer burn people at the stake, but Alpha, with its half truths and cult of its founder, has become a cancerous growth within many churches of many denominations. Bums on seats being more important than Truth.

A tale for contemplation over the Easter weeekend.

For Sian who asked.


The Brothers Karamazov

The Jesus I never Knew

The Witch of Portobello

No mosteiro de Melk

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What is wrong with the church?