It’s the Olympics
And cycling’s for athletes
So now i’m told
If your bike doesn’t fold
You can’t take it on the train
Cause of a silly flame
And i’m kinda pissed it came
Cause cycling’s for everyone
Not just the one’s that won
Everyone should run around
And now no one goes to town
Cause you’re worried it’s too busy
And now it’s empty in the city
You can’t even take your bike
They do whatever they like
Whose streets? Whose Games? Whose City? Whose Trains?
If you’re waiting for while
Make sure you wear a smile
If you suffer from Parkinson’s
Do Martial Arts demonstrations
And you’re waiting for the race
Cops will put you on your face
You’ll spend your daughter’s birthday
At the pleasure of her majesty
It’s the Olympics
And cycling’s for athletes
I don’t need to ask permission
If I wanna go cycling
I don’t wanna ask your approval
About where my bike is suitable
They want you to stay at home
Watch TV, have a moan
See all their advertising
It 10 percent of cost to cover it
With all their monopolizing
Every final Friday of the month
In cities, bikes give cars the shunt
It’s the anarchist Critical Mass
You don’t have to be top class
You don’t have to be Chris Hoy
They don’t care if you’re a boy
The greatest global bike event
And it doesn’t cost a cent
But it’s the Olympics
And cycling’s for athletes!
So when they ride to the stadium
For that opening ceromanium
Trying to get away from the vehicle
They arrest 180 people
Confiscate their bike
Police do what they like
Imprison them all night
In buses and a shed
Make them sleep without a bed
And no water and no food
The Chinese would think this good
Cause it’s the Olympics!
And cycling’s for Athletes!
— Catherine Brogan
Posted by Catherine Brogan on her blog.
Catherine Brogan is currently at the Edinburgh Fringe.
The London 2012 Olympics is to leave a legacy, or so we are told.
Try taking your cycle on the train. You cannot.
Try cycling around London. Critical Mass tried to do just that on the evening of the Opening Ceremony and go the shit beat out of them by the Police and mass arrests took place for the heinous crime of riding a cycle.