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Lunch and cappuccino Caracoli Alresford

September 25, 2019

After a wander around Alresford and missing the next bus to Winchester, I decided to take lunch and a coffee in Caracoli.

Caracoli was a small chain of half a dozen coffee shops. It came as little surprise when they went bust. Poor quality coffee and did not know what they were, a coffee shop or a deli. Now only two coffee shops, Alresford and Haslemere. Guildford closed, Farnham a greasy spoon cafe serving coffee.

Lunch was fine, the coffee ok, they need to source better quality coffee. But the best coffee in Alresdford, and would be better if sourced quality coffee beans.

I have suggested Coffee Gems, DT Roastery as two excellent coffee roasteries from which to source their coffee beans.

A few doors up the street a strange setup, DIY Coffee. Insult customers with Cupsmith coffee served from a coffee machine. No surprise empty.

Coffee #1, undrinkable coffee, poor service, poor quality food. A chain of masquerading as independent, owned by Caffe Nero.

Coffee Diem

June 20, 2019

Last year Caracoli collapsed.

No surprise, a chain of half a dozen coffee shops serving at best mediocre coffee. What was it, a deli, a coffee shop, they did not know what they were.

One of these coffee shops cum deli was in Lion and Lamb Walk in Farnham.

Caracoli in Lion and Lamb Walk has reopened as Coffee Diem.

Today I tried a cappuccino.

When the coffee is Cupsmith, expectations are low. And yes, expectations were not exceeded, it was not a pleasant coffee, what came across was that it was cheap crap coffee.

First I had to reject a cappuccino served with chocolate. Why does no one know how to make a cappuccino? It is not made with chocolate, though when the coffee is Cupsmith then maybe understandable to hide that it is cheap crap coffee.

My flapjack bore little resemblance to a flapjack. Maybe it wasn’t a flapjack.

Whilst it is commendable to buy local, it is false economy when it means sacrificing quality.

Nor is there any excuse these days when spoilt for choice for coffee.

Locally there is Chimney Fire Coffee in the Surrey Hills, The Roasting Party in Winchester several coffee raosteries to choose from in Brighton and Sussex.

Gail’s bakery, with useless baristas are able to make a better coffee with Union coffee.

Coffee Diem is more a greasy spoon cafe serving coffee than a coffee shop.

The location is good, outside seating, passing trade. The surprise is that Krema did not snap it up, either as a second coffee shop in Farnham or to relocate from Downing Street.

Once again I am baffled by the logic of opening a coffee shop in a saturated market with no experience or understanding of coffee. Not unless employ a highly skilled head barista.

Cappuccino in Caracoli

August 16, 2018

I would usually have a coffee in Krema, something I look forward to, though of late I prefer their coffee shop in Guildford.

On my most recent visit to Farnham, Krema was closed. I with reluctance decided to have a cappuccino in Caracoli in Lion and Lamb Walk, not somewhere I would normally  choose to have a coffee.

I was brought a cappuccino with chocolate. I sent it back.

Why does no one know how to make a cappuccino?

What was brought next had a very unpleasant taste. I suspect bad cheap coffee. It was a tad too hot, but I do not think the barista was at fault.

I inquired of who roasts their coffee?  Mozzo Coffee, the same people who supply Flat Whites, but then added a  blend for them. Maybe cheap catering supply coffee.

Caracoli is both deli and coffee shop and does neither well.

Only one place for coffee in Farnham, Krema in Downing Street.

Caracoli not the best coffee shop in Guildford

July 8, 2016

What I thought would be a quiet cappuccino and cookie, turned into being harangued for an hour by a manager who should either find alternative employment or be fired, as he is not doing the reputation of Caracoli a lot of good.

He did not like my review. Fine, I am not in the business of PR for a coffee shop that is not the best in town. Put a sign outside saying you serve the best coffee in Guildford, a sign that is illegally obstructing the highway, is asking for trouble.

If a a review highlights problems then address the problems, but do not complain.

And yes I am happy to discuss issues raised, and offered, once served a coffee, was willing to sit and discuss in a civilised manner.

But no, had to stand for an hour listening to his petty gripes, and demonstrable ignorance on coffee.

Barista surly. Maybe not always surly, maybe  a bad day, but on the day I was served, she was surly to the point of being rude. I can only describe what I find.

Another bad point of manager, and why he is not fit to be a manager, you do not discuss a member of staff with a customer, unless invited to join the discussion. I felt quite sorry for her, she was trying to do her job within earshot and looked very uncomfortable.

Comany policy to put chocolate in a cappuccino. In that case company policy is wrong. You always ask. That they may not ask in Costa, is irrelevant unless you consider yourself to be in competition with Costa, but then do not masquerade as a quality coffee shop.

I had been told by barista it says included chocolate. I looked on the board. It does not.

He claimed the coffee beans shows roast date.

I pointed out, that when I was looking and could find no roast date, I was asked by a member of staff, could they help me. A member of staff who from our conversation, unlike the manger, was knowledgeable on coffee. I said yes, and queried lack of roast date. Staff member agreed, and said he could tell me beans had been roasted ten days ago. That is fine, if one asks, but it should actually say.

Manager pointed to a series of digits below best by date, that needed a magnifying glass to read. A cursory glance and would assume a batch no. It did not actually say  roast date, simply a sequence of digits.

I just about manged to read. I was shocked by what I saw, and queried to check that what I saw was correct.

The beans were roasted last October, ie October 2015, yes? He agreed yes.

No quality coffee shop would sell beans this old, they are long past their optimum.

With this he disagreed, demonstrating his appalling level of ignorance.

I had noticed before no aroma coming from the bag. I had assumed poor quality packaging. That may be the case, but now I can see may also be due to the age of the beans, long past their optimum.

This is why, often do not see roast date, as then can sell beans not at their best to unsuspecting customers.

If there was anything wrong with our coffee, customers would complain. Not really, there are too many coffee shops that serve undrinkable coffee and they are still in business.

Nothing wrong with our web site. Er, yes, except it provides no information on your coffee.

cappuccino and cookie

cappuccino and cookie

He made a coffee, which was brought out to the terrace.

Watching him make the coffee, he did at least understand that needed to be ground fresh for each coffee. Whether he understood why, a moot point.

It was not good, the surly barista did a better job.

To erect a board outside claiming best coffee in Guildford is laughable. Not undrinkable as would expect from Costa, Caffe Nero or tax-dodging Starbucks, but not good either, not something I would wish to drink again. I left it half drunk.

Now I could see why they added chocolate. To disguise the fact that not very good coffee. Poor quality beans (one wonders how old), lack of ability of the guy who made the coffee.

Caracoli Guildford shattered glass pane 01

Caracoli Guildford shattered glass pane

The terrace is on a suspended glass floor. Whilst I was sitting there, one of the panes shattered. Not spontaneous there was  a reason why.

Concerned by what  saw, I tried to take a picture highlighting the multiple fractures. It was like  car windscreen when hit by a stone.

Manager appeared, shouting at me, wanting to know what I was doing, why I was taking a picture.

I showed him the shattered glass pane, explained the terrace was not safe, and he had to have structural engineers in to check, and that in the meantime, the terrace had to be closed off.

He then blatantly lied, claimed it had been like it for some time. Not true, as minutes before I had witnessed it shatter.

To ‘prove’ it was safe, he walked onto the glass pane. An unbelievable act of crass stupidity. I watched the pane flex. None of the other panes flexed.

He then went on to make a complete fool of himself, claiming he as manger understood the structure of the building, as that was his job. He is managing a coffee shop, and not doing a very good job, but now he is a structural engineer responsible for the building. If it was not so serious, it would be laughable.

I was then ordered to leave, I was only there to cause trouble, and if  did not leave, security would be called.

I replied fine, please call security, I will ensure the media is present.

He stormed off, threatening if I ever walked in again I would be escorted out by security.

Begs the question what security?

I left a little while later.

Caracoli Guildford shattered glass pane

Caracoli Guildford shattered glass pane

As I walked down the stairs, I looked up and could clearly see the fractures. At risk was not only anyone falling through, but anyone below.

Below it is a different store, Steam Trading, selling pots and pans and similar goods. Caracoli occupies the second floor of the building.

I asked for the store manger. An acting manager was available.

I showed her the problem.

She said she had already had to rope off part of her store due to previous cracked pane.

She apologised for the manner in which I had been treated and thanked me for drawing the danger to her attention. She said she would have to contact the owners of the building, and assured me whatever the manger of Caracoli may think, the terrace would be taken out of use.

What I also observed a waiter from North Africa who I had not seen before. A pleasant guy, friendly, but not being well treated, bordered on racism.

Caracoli need to send senior management into this coffee shop, both manager and surly barista need to be kicked out on their ear, you do not, as the manger tried it on, fool around with health and safety, potentially putting lives at risk.

Serious breaches of health and safety, especially if it puts lives at risk,  leads in most companies to instant dismissal, as does cavalier attitude to health  and safety.

Caracoli Guildford

July 5, 2016
Caracoli Guildford cappuccino

Caracoli Guildford cappuccino

I would have had a cappuccino and a cookie in Surrey Hills Coffee only it was nearly five, they close at five and they never have cookies.

I am at a loss why these indie coffee shops close so early. In the winter yes but in the summer no.

I decided to try Caracoli. I have never been impressed by Winchester or Farnham, but they bragged stunning view of Guildford High Street and they were open until six.

I sat in their rooftop terrace. Yes, stunning view down the High Street, though obscured by glass. Both cappuccino and cookie were good.

An unbelievable surly girl serving.  She was from Czech Republic, from Prague, which explained a lot. This is the norm in Prague, surly service in shops.

I questioned why she had used chocolate or was it coca, and that she should ask first.

I tried a fresh apple juice that too was good.

They sell beans but no roast date which is a serious deficiency, as as I assume they do not roast the beans, they should put the roaster, not brand as their own.  Best by date is meaningless.