The last time cowboy Amazon Logistics delivered a parcel they dumped it behind the wheelie bin. A complaint was lodged but appears to have made no difference. This time cowboy Amazon Logistics dump in the wheelie bin.
Illegible scrawl on the calling card. No name, no date.
Amazon Logistics have never been told of a safe place to leave parcels. Dumping in a wheelie bin seems to be a strange definition of safe.
How long been there do not know. At a guess, at least a month. Only discovered when throwing junk mail in the rubbish bin.